Amused Agriculturist T-Shirts

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Food fight!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

A Tongue Stud.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Ancient Farming Practises.

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Don't play with your food!

They're Brazillian!

Tractor Art

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

GM Scarecrow