Amused Agriculturist Mugs

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Farmer and FIsherman

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'Food fight!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

A Tongue Stud.

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Tractor Art

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"

Don't play with your food!

They're Brazillian!

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

GM Scarecrow