Agricultural Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Tobacco Farmers.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

They're Brazillian!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

Peripheral vision cow

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'