Agricultural Humor Appreciator Prints

Tobacco Farmers.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

They're Brazillian!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

WRONG! A veterinary school failure.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Clancy Strip: Out of Business

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

"You call it milking, I call it groping."