Agricultural Amusement Pillows

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

"Chocolate-coated rocks! Oh darling, you're spoiling me!"

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'Big egg.'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Christmas Cow.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

The Ox Factor

'What's that smell?'

Cow's Surprise Party.

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Perhaps it would be easier using mice?

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'Here comes the pimp.'