Farm Fun Aficionado Gifts

Moo like a Pirate Day

Easter Bunny Lays an Egg.

Folks leaving ONE COW RANCH: 'It's not a cow. it's a steer.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can he come out and play?'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Moo-Magrams Exams

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