Amusement Ride Aficionado Gifts

Tea Cup Ride

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of Like.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Log Ride

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'...Please stop the...'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Summer Outing Planning

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

The Day Trader

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

Bumper Limos

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.