Car Rides Gifts

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

End the Winter Blues

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

The Scanner Of Love.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'...Please stop the...'

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Log Ride

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Funnel of Love.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Mine Shaft of Love.

"Are we there yet?"

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

Tunnel of love waterfall

The interminable!