Cable Car Rides Gifts

'And to your left is the bottomless cave.' 'He tells us after we're past it!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Scanner Of Love.

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

For every dog who gets the window seat, there's Steve, the designated driver.

Giant Ice Skates

"As a voter, I don't follow any party line, I follow a cable channel."

Minutes since the TV broke.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Boom Box

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Ok, kids. Time to pack and head home! Blehh! I hate the drive. Eight hours � of incarceration.

Dog with long tongue out car window.

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'How is the networking going?'

'You're paying to watch gratuitous violence?'

An electric car drives along power cables.

'This is great! -- since he got cable, he hasn't had time to oppress anybody!'

The All NEW Violence Channel!

"Why would I need 185,000 TV channels??"

"The car must be in the shop."

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

"I would've called and cancelled, but you know how I hate disappointing cable companies."

Ski Lift Duel.

'He says some time between 7 A.M. and infinity.'

'We're stopping at the next motel we come to, whether it's got cable or not!'

Ambush markerting.

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

ConCast. Do you think you neighbors might like to switch to cable? Would you mind asking them? Indirect Mail Campaign.

Sign: Joyrides. Man: 'Another one right to go when you're ready Joy!'

"Dad, Baldo touched me!"

A day without cable ends badly.