Cable Car Dreamer Gifts

An electric car drives along power cables.

"One year closer to college!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Saguaro Cacti.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Tinkerbell's Baby Picture.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

So where did you two meet?

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Looks like we may have strayed into Disney airspace."

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'