Driving Dreamer Gifts

'Congratulations, Mrs Morris! You just passed your driving test with flying colours!'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

A drone laying an egg

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Drone Santa.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Heavenly internet connection

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Ambitions... to arrive at my destination."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.