Driveway Dreamer Gifts

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.

"We really have to get our driveway widened, Stanley."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

Emergency exit into Space

"Sorry, I've got gas."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Failed mobile home designs

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Door

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Janus faced

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Prescence of Mind.

Imagine the Traffic

'Unfortunately, he's always dreaming about more than he can handle.'