Vehicle Daydreamer Gifts

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"Just you wait!"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Officer Worker Evolution

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Think Sales!

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

On to the office again?

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

Burger Discus

Think tank.

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."