Vehicle Daydreamer Gifts

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Just you wait!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Officer Worker Evolution

Think Sales!

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

On to the office again?

'He not only lied about the size of his yacht, he made me row.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

Think tank.

Burger Discus

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"