Car Concept Dreamer Gifts

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

We can't approve your loan for a car...

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

'Nowadays they'd be built upside down.'

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"