Car Concept Dreamer T-Shirts

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"Hey! That's a good idea!"

An electric car drives along power cables.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

'Nowadays they'd be built upside down.'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"