Dream Car Daydreamer T-Shirts

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

"Well, this 1964 Impala SS, 283 turbo fire V8, rare super sport with automatic transmission is $48,000."

'Unfortunately, he's always dreaming about more than he can handle.'

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"Dad, will I ever have the coolest car in the world?"