Dream Cars T-Shirts

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

Bob's Driving School.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Car Auction

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

Your car can be any shape you desire

"Well, this 1964 Impala SS, 283 turbo fire V8, rare super sport with automatic transmission is $48,000."

Luxury Car Sales

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"Dad, will I ever have the coolest car in the world?"

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."

'It said on your application that you only want to work long enough to buy a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. For what we pay, that should only take 287 years.'

"Baldo, is that a car magazine? Son, you should read things that make you a better person...that expand your mind...that challenge you to greatness."

"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."

"it's not that hard! All I want is a decent car!"

"If only this wasn't a dream!"