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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Points of view.

"Dad, will I ever have the coolest car in the world?"

"It's crazy how good literature can change your life."

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.