Dream Car Owner T-Shirts

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

Bob's Driving School.

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'You need a lot more money.'

Keep Out! Private - Unsocial Housing

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

Luxury Car Sales

"What do you mean this is an unnecessary operation... do you know what it costs to keep up a Mercedes?"

"I have enough money to buy a car!"

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"If only this wasn't a dream!"

"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

Points of view.

"Baldo, is that a car magazine? Son, you should read things that make you a better person...that expand your mind...that challenge you to greatness."

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

"I guess no car for me this Christmas either."