Buying A Dream Car T-Shirts

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Thatched roof car.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'God's speed.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'And here's the toolkit.'

I love my motor.