Buying A Luxury Car T-Shirts

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"One year closer to college!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Kensington Fluffies

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."