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"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

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Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

New Shoes.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

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'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Thatched roof car.

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