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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Rolls Royce statue with crash helmet on.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

A Magic carpet Limo.

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

"What part of ‘Porsche 911 Targa 4S with direct fuel injection and VarioCam Plus’ don’t you understand?!"

"Wow. A stretch hearse!"

Stretch-Camel.

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

'Of course I know what's in the boot, there's twice as much space as most other vehicles, that's what's in the boot.'

'Did your boss used to drive red Ferrari?'

Elephant Upgrade

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Baroque Peacock

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket