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'...somebody must be making a fortune!'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

I told you that kid was spoiled.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

Top model

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

The car showroom

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Black Friday

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Trump 2.0

'You're talking three million, ballpark