Luxury Vehicle Aficionado T-Shirts

My new car is amazing. In addition to its aggressive styling touches, it's got heated arm rests, a back massager and a built-in Wi-Fi 'Hot spot.'"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

Top model

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Chicken Road Crossing

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."