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My new car is amazing. In addition to its aggressive styling touches, it's got heated arm rests, a back massager and a built-in Wi-Fi 'Hot spot.'"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Top model

Chicken Road Crossing

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car