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"What do you mean this is an unnecessary operation... do you know what it costs to keep up a Mercedes?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Top model

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Rolls Royce House and Car

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

The car showroom

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"The filthy rich"

Trump 2.0

'Excess is the way I measure success.'