Luxury Car Owner T-Shirts

"What do you mean this is an unnecessary operation... do you know what it costs to keep up a Mercedes?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Top model

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

The car showroom

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

"The filthy rich"

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Trump 2.0