Dream Car Seeker T-Shirts

"Well, this 1964 Impala SS, 283 turbo fire V8, rare super sport with automatic transmission is $48,000."

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

Live the Dream!

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'... and if you have the time, please cleanse my portfolio.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

In search of the American dream...

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

Cow hitch-hiking to Greener Pastures.

“Nightmare on Pine Street...”

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank