Automobile Dreamer T-Shirts

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"Nothing but car trouble all day long!"

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Altar Ego

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Heavenly internet connection

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

'Unfortunately, he's always dreaming about more than he can handle.'

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"