Automobile Dreamer T-Shirts

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"Nothing but car trouble all day long!"

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Altar Ego

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Heavenly internet connection

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'