Custom Car Dreamer T-Shirts

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"One year closer to college!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Bob's Driving School.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Only the decorators can change Wall Street.

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"