Custom Car Dreamers T-Shirts

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"One year closer to college!"

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Spray painter.

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

We can't approve your loan for a car...

V8 Vindaloo

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank