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"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

"Google car."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Roads with a view.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

The car showroom

Cars at the drive in.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.