Car Customization Fanatic T-Shirts

Spray painter.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Sailor and car

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"

V8 Vindaloo

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"You bought an airbrush?"

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."