Car Customization Fanatic T-Shirts

Spray painter.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

A souped up car...

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"You still working on your car?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

Sailor and car

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"Dad, what would you say if you let me borrow $10,000 to buy a raw 1964 Impala totally ready for custom work?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."

V8 Vindaloo

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"