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"If I was a plumber, I'd be the coolest plumber in town!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Perfect."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Take me to: Your leader.

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Spray painter.

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

Man with laces on his feet.

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

Petrol.

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

V8 Vindaloo

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.