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"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Sailor and car

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

Spray painter.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Is it day or night, officer?"

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"You bought an airbrush?"

V8 Vindaloo

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

'Limousines'

'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

Pimp my sleigh.

Never buy a stereo bigger than your car!