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'Maybe the tinted glass wasn't a great idea.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

"You still working on your car?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Spray painter.

SALLY'S TATTOO PARLOR, 'No, I WOULDN'T like a nice unicorn!'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

V8 Vindaloo

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"Cruz, I met the greatest girl this week. She rode a cool scooter, she was really cute, and she helped her uncle remodel an '83 Olds!"

'Limousines'

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

Hey son, did you pimp my ride?

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

Pimp my sleigh.

"I’m your partner, not your ‘work husband.’ Especially around perps."

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

"These new wheels are awesome!"

"If I was a plumber, I'd be the coolest plumber in town!"

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."