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"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

Chicken Road Crossing

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."