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"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Penguin Remote

"Perfect."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Dog wiping windscreen with tail

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

Chicken Road Crossing

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

'In retrospect naming the business after me probably wasn't a good idea,'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

I love that new elephant smell.

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

"Harry, you're wrong on every level."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."