Car Modification Lovers Prints

"If I was a plumber, I'd be the coolest plumber in town!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Perfect."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Take me to: Your leader.

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"You still working on your car?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Spray painter.

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'I find wealth impresses the Ladies. Try this, it smells of Petrol.'

Petrol.

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

Elephant to elephant: 'He doesn't have a trunk, he has a glove compartment.'

'Well, obviously if I'd known car tax was going to go up I'd have bought a more sensible vehicle.'

Man with laces on his feet.

Saint Patrick and the snakes leaving Ireland.

"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."

"Ask the kids to not stick any more of these on the car. These are way harder to remove than the stickers on Snapchat."

'I could not put out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.'

V8 Vindaloo

A couple drives past a sign that reads "Caution Intermarriages Ahead".

"Do you ever regret having breast implants when you were younger?"

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.