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"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"Perfect."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A souped up car...

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"You still working on your car?"

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

Modified Stocks/Laughing Stocks

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Sailor and car

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

V8 Vindaloo

"Baldo, why do you need a fully restored 1964 Impala? This one is $39,000!! What about this one? It's only $900."