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"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Perfect."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Nice custom job, Bill!

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Spray painter.

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

V8 Vindaloo

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Bob's Apartment

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'You've been warned about this before, Bob.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Golfer going through customs