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"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"There ya go, Tia Carmen...these little adjustments will help you stay more in..."

"Perfect."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"You still working on your car?"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: Do you own a lowrider?"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

We don't believe one glove fits all!

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

Spray painter.

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

V8 Vindaloo

Bob's Apartment

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"