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'Gift'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Artex cartoon

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Under pressure from the media, some CRT screens go to extremes to conform to the new 'flat' ideal.

Feng Sushi

"From one to ten, ten being the worst, describe how poorly drawn and antiquated this pain chart is."

Shaker Cornucopia

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'We're having some problems with your shield design...'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Bau Wau Haus

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

'Design brief.'

Igloos in the old days.