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'Gift'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Artex cartoon

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Hold your questions until I've talked so long no one knows or cares what you're asking about."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Under pressure from the media, some CRT screens go to extremes to conform to the new 'flat' ideal.

Feng Sushi

Shaker Cornucopia

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

"From one to ten, ten being the worst, describe how poorly drawn and antiquated this pain chart is."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'We're having some problems with your shield design...'

'Design brief.'

Bau Wau Haus

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"