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'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"Riding Low magazine sent me some cool wallpapers!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Intellectual Property

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Bad news, Ernotep...The Pharoah's cutting our budget.

Nice custom job, Bill!

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

'We're de-salting water?'

Factory Smoke

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Spray painter.

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Damn - that was my idea.'

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

CORN.

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."