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Bob's Apartment

"Perfect."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

Sailor and car

"Anything to declare?" "Yeah...you're not getting a penny in VAT from my latest project"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

A sniffer bear locates smuggled honey at an airport

We don't believe one glove fits all!

Spray painter.

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

"You bought an airbrush?"

Veggie Fare - Choose Your Own Soya Beans

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

Golfer going through customs

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."