Customization Guru T-Shirts

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

' A new idea '

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

The Doorway to Ideas

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Inventor of Morse Code

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"The creative department? Just go down here until everyone looks, sounds and dresses the same."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'Did you notice how her pink nail polish clashes with her red tricycle?'

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Before the iPhone, there was the eyesore.

That's my special effects guy.

We don't believe one glove fits all!