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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Who's the artist?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

Fake Muse

I.M. sPEIder

New solar powered sun bed

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

We don't believe one glove fits all!

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."