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"These are a couple of specialised clubs for players with a 'fuller figure'"

La Table

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

C Day Lewis.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

The Croucho Club

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"Bargain hunters!"