Custom Club Connoisseur Pillows

"These are a couple of specialised clubs for players with a 'fuller figure'"

La Table

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Bleak House

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Croucho Club

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'