Clubbing Connoisseur Pillows

"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You're never home."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Wine at the Bar

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

'Picasso'

Coffee Time Crossword

Moliere

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

You've been extending Randy credit to buy food and drinks? You've no right! That's thousands of dollars. Have you any idea what that … Armstrong? Defibrillator. C'mon, really. It's not that bad. Okay, fine, make a show of it. Defibrillator! And a coroner.

Devil Smokes Cigar

The Croucho Club