Nightclub Connoisseur Pillows

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Dance.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Scarpia's Palace

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Clubbing

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'