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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

New solar powered sun bed

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

bird interprets modern art

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Artex cartoon

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.