Design Connoisseur Gifts

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

New solar powered sun bed

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

bird interprets modern art

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Artex cartoon

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Early cave painters

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"