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Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

"It's called 'Sold'."

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Early cave painters

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Sir Cecil Beaton

"Who's the artist?"

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Naked Furniture

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Roller Coasters

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'